I have to think of a title?

dream-crusher:

aaronphobia:

tangletots:

if you rearrange the letters in ‘post’ you get ‘stop’

let us reflect on that

you also get otps 

Also, you can make tops, pots, post, and opts.

and ‘spot’

bestnatesmithever:

Looks like somebody forgot to take their new car out of the packaging.

I bet they still have that adhesive cover on their phone screen too.

prostheticknowledge:

Stock Footage Touchscreen Examples 

Despite being designed for video editing, these videos have an ironic internet art absurdity about them, and oddly mesmerizing when they are looping.

You can see the original videos here and here

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I am having serious trouble thinking of a shot that utilizes the hand that taps toward us.

If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?

dream-crusher:

samasmith:

audiodude:

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No. Square glasses are physically incapable of containing liquid. They are 2 dimensional.

Definition of SQUARE

1  a : having four equal sides and four right angles
    b : forming a right angle <square corner>
    c : having a square base <a square pyramid

Definition of CUBE

  • a : the regular solid of six equal square sides
  • b : something shaped like a cube <an ice cube>
  • c : cubicle 2 <an office cube>
If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?

audiodude:

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No. Square glasses are physically incapable of containing liquid. They are 2 dimensional.

entertainmentweekly:
“ Tragedy tomorrow — Comedy Awards today! Here’s an exclusive peek at a class photo from this year’s rib-tickling ceremony; how many bold-faced names can you spot?
(Answer: All of them.)
”
Someone needs to photoshop the ghost of...

entertainmentweekly:

Tragedy tomorrow — Comedy Awards today! Here’s an exclusive peek at a class photo from this year’s rib-tickling ceremony; how many bold-faced names can you spot?

(Answer: All of them.)

Someone needs to photoshop the ghost of Greg Giraldo into this.

bestnatesmithever:
“ itwasagiftfromyourwife:
“ How about a better note. One that says:
“There is a crapton of unhealthy food in the kitchen. Bring it in the living room and let’s watch tv/movies until we fall asleep.”
I dont know, but I just think...

bestnatesmithever:

itwasagiftfromyourwife:

How about a better note. One that says:

“There is a crapton of unhealthy food in the kitchen. Bring it in the living room and let’s watch tv/movies until we fall asleep.”

I dont know, but I just think that if I came home from work I wouldn’t want to have to run around my house for another hour…. 

In regards to the above comment ^^^^ BOOO!!!!!!!!

I’m aiming for the face if my wife misuses “you’re”

thefrogman:

I wish the goose would attack you for that poorly constructed sentence. 

Ecolab

bestnatesmithever:

semicolson:

Bringing back another classic Internet gem

This is so fucking good.

I’m guessing every adult that got pulled off the street to say “don’t cuss” walked away thinking “what the fuck was that?”

Also, really not a fan of the “these words are arbitrarily bad and you should not say them” train of thought. they’re only as bad as we let them be.